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Welp.

Welp.

Posted 12 hours ago | 3 comments

#GPOY

Posted 4 days ago | 88200 comments

Wait. We have two toys?!

Posted 5 days ago | 3 comments

I average 2-3 hours of sleep a night.

How am I not dead or insane?

Posted 5 days ago | 3 comments
Posted 6 days ago | 21150 comments

Making you meatballs cause I love you.

Posted 1 week ago | 5 comments

Fill in the blanks and tag 6 people! (don’t forget to tell them you’ve tagged them)
Tagged by beyoursledgehammer

Basics 

Name: Ames Kosmos
Birthday: 08/17
Favorite color: Red-orange or Orange
Lucky number: Secret.
Height: 5’8”
Talents: Art, Arm-wrestling, eating cake.
Last dream you remember: A nightmare. I have night-terrors, sleepwalking and insomnia issues.
Can you juggle: No, but I’ve tried to learn.
Art/sports/both: I do art and swordplay. I can’t manage sports with balls without flinching.
Do you like writing:  Not in the least but several people have suggested I write memoirs.
Do you like dancing: Yes, and if my friends don’t dance they’re no friends of mine. (You’re still my friends.)
Do you like singing: Not until I went to Japan. Private karaoke is fun as heck.

Fantasies

Dream vacation: Traveling the world, talking to strangers, eating food.

Dream guy/gal: Compassionate and with good humour.

Dream wedding: I just need a 16th century court suit embroidered with hundreds of flowers. I don’t care what else happens.

Dream pet: Unicorn, the goat-kind preferably. Or a Raven/Bees if we’re talking mundane pets.

Dream job: Naturalist.

What I am doing: Fighting auto-immune disease full time.

Favourite song: Three Dog Night - Joy to the World, Pharrell Williams - Happy. Ask again tomorrow they’ll have changed. Tonight is funk.

Last song you heard on the radio: All About That Base

Least favorite song: …do people keep track of this?

Least favorite album: Too negative.

Least favorite artist: Don’t bring me down man.

Preferences

Guys/girls/both: I like all the things. <3

Hair colour: I don’t care. Don’t even need hair.
Eye colour: I don’t care. I’ve always had a soft spot for brown eyes and it makes me sad that most people with dark eyes don’t like them.
Humorous/serious: Humormoose.
Taller/shorter: Everyone’s the same height lying down. — Quote from my grandfather.
Biggest turn-off: Misogyny, Rascism, Willful ignorance,  poor oral hygiene.
Biggest turn-on: Compassion and humour.

Tag: Anybody! But message me if you do it cause I wanna see it!

Posted 1 week ago | 6 comments

Majestic kitty.

Posted 1 week ago | 9 comments
So. Hookething&#8217;s box came in and I want to open it but I have to wait till they get home and I might be leaving for the concert before they get home and that means I might have to open it tomorrow and I&#8217;m so EXCITED.

So. Hookething’s box came in and I want to open it but I have to wait till they get home and I might be leaving for the concert before they get home and that means I might have to open it tomorrow and I’m so EXCITED.

Posted 1 week ago | 7 comments

Collector of crap.

Posted 1 week ago | 20 comments



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